Most famous Ancient Astronaut theorists have NO qualifications

The most famous ancient alien or ancient astronaut authors do not have degrees in any relevant field of study (or at all). They’ve made lucrative careers out of speculation. And the writer of Chariots of the Gods is a criminal. The craziest thing is, this is all from Wikipedia – that’s right, I didn’t have to do any research. So God Alien only knows what other stuff is out there for anyone who cares to research.

Erich von Daniken wrote the famous book Chariots of the Gods, which I always meant to read but now won’t. Daniken has done the most to popularise the ancient alien theory. He was a hotel manager and has several fraud convictions (he committed theft in Switzerland, fraud and embezzlement in Egypt and then fraud in Switzerland again) and was jailed. His book was published by the time of his trial and it enabled him to leave the hotel business and start his writing/PR career. Giorgio A Tsoukalos, who published Daniken’s articles and manages Daniken’s ancient astronaut research centre, has a degree in sports information and communication – a degree which doesn’t qualify him to speak about ancient astronauts/alien aliens.

Zecharia Sitchin has an economics degreee, and taught himself to read cunieform while doing the nine to five. Unsurprisingly, his translations have been criticised. He also visited some archaeological sites. Sounds like the kind of thing I’d like to do myself, but I won’t be presenting myself as an expert after reading Teach Yourself Hieroglyphs or Ancient Greek for Dummies*.

A book – or a ticket to a lucrative writing career?

 

David Hatcher Childress, one of the most famous proponents of the theory, is in fact a dropout who left university after one year without getting a degree. And Christopher Dunn didn’t go to university either.

Robert K G Temple, who wrote The Sirius Mystery does have a degree. A shame it’s in Oriental Studies and Sanskrit, and he wrote about the Dogon people (and later published two books on the Egyptians.)

Obviously it’s great that we have successful books by people from different educational backgrounds and classes. I have no problem with them writing these books, and I hope they continue to achieve success; after all, they deserve it for their writing skills and the time they spend writing.

What is wrong is that the prominent writers of other scientific or anthropology fields are PhDs, often well known in the scientific community and sought after by the best universities. They’ve spent years in education, researching and doing the fieldwork. Books by the less academically inclined are usually on topics related to politics and culture or are memoirs. These topics require little research because they are concerned with expressing ideas and in any case much of this kind of information is publically accessible and easily understood.

These ancient aliens theory writers are not qualified to talk about science. They of course have the right to write about it, but ancient alien theory should not be considered scientific. The History Channel also has a responsibility to tell viewers that these people did not study anthropology, history or archaeology at university and hold no qualifications in subjects that would be relevant to understanding about ancient aliens.

The only PhD in the bunch is teaching at an unaccredited Christian institute. The History Channel cannot pass this off as science. Most bloggers have more experience and qualifications to blog about their chosen subjects than the top ancient astronaut theorists have to write books and be interviewed on a History channel. The Ancient Aliens programmes should be taken off the History Channel and sold to Controversial TV or some other channel which deals with exploring ideas.

The ancient alien theory is valuable, because it’s a theory created by us,; a theory shaped by culture and history. Alternative theories are interesting and a diversity of opinion is a good thing. But, as the scientific community says, ancient astronaut theory is at best a pseudoscience or pseudoarchaeology.

 

But, you know, I’ve learned something today: it’s easy to become rich and famous writing crap you know nothing about and insulting other countries’ history and achievements in the process! I too am European and priveleged, and I want in!

So here is my pitch to the History Channel:

I do an expose on the ancient astronaut authors using Wikipedia and lots of footage of amazing monuments (while the voiceover does nothing to educate the viewer about them or the people who built them.) I interview all of my friends professional associates and tweeps I talk to on Twitter  the sex-positive blogger community and ask them why the authors pulled a fast one on us. We conclude that since we don’t know why, the aliens must be responsible. All this is stretched over eight episodes with all of us chatting about how the aliens took over the authors’ brains.

*Which is a shame, as me and one of my best friends could totally make a great ancient astronaut writing team. Between us we tick the boxes of having visited archaeological sites and being able to recognise a few ancient characters. And we even have a copy of the ancient Book of the Dead we could study!**

**Which I discovered while exploring a chain bookstore.

 

References

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_P._Farrell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Childress

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_von_D%C3%A4niken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zecharia_Sitchin

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101 thoughts on “Most famous Ancient Astronaut theorists have NO qualifications

  1. Hey there. David Hatcher Childress’s butt is envious of his mouth. Purely for the amount of excrement it emits. Ancient citizen say yes!

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  2. I know David Hatcher Childress’s butt is envious of his mouth. Purely for the amount of excrement it emits. Ancient citizen say yes!

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  3. I FEEL
    THIS AUTHOR IS BIASED & JUST DOES NOT BELIEVE ANY OF THE THEORIES PUT FORTH BY VON DANIKEN/TSOUKALOS BECAUSE THEY LACK PROPER CREDENTIALS . I GUESS THE AUTHOR HAS A POINT, BUT HE CERTAINLY DOES NOT OFFER ANY ALTERNATE THEORIES. I GUESS HE TAKES ALL OUR WRITTEN & ARCHEOLOGICAL HISTORY INCLUDING RELIGIOUS ORIGINS AS BEING FACTUALLY CORRECT AS PRESENTED. WE SHOULD ACCEPT THEM WITH OUT PREJUDICE OR CHALANGE. HE DOES NOT LEAVE ANY ROOM FOR POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE THEORIES. A CLOSED MIND IS A DYING MIND.

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  4. I FEEL
    THIS AUTHOR IS BIASED & JUST DOES NOT BELIEVE ANY OF THE THEORIES PUT FORTH BY VON DANIKEN/TSOUKALOS. I GUESS THE AUTHOR HAS A POINT, BUT HE CERTAINLY DOES NOT OFFER ANY ALTERNATE THEORIES. I GUESS HE TAKES ALL ARE WRITTEN HISTORY INCLUDING RELIGIOUS ORIGINS AS BEING FACTUALLY CORRECT AS PRESENTED. WE SHOULD ACCEPT WITH OUT PREJUDICE. HE DOES NOT LEAVE ANY ROOM FOR POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE THEORIES. A CLOSED MIND IS A DYING MIND.

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  5. Although I do agree with you, you can’t use Wikipedia as a source because it is not, how do I say this, always true. That database, anyone can edit and add any information, making it very unreliable. I do really like your claims but please use better sources to back up your claims.

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  6. Science is something that consistently proves itself wrong. The AA show is meant to be lighthearted and is to be taken as such, CNN does way more damage. As for aliens, boy, did they ever make a mistake creating this vile self-destructive creature which we dare call Homo SAPIENS!

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  7. You are just jealous. Everybody knows that there is no such thing as Ancient Astronaut Theorists but they still do their homework and say what most believe is true. Why do you feel the need to say anything about them or this subject?

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  8. What you have fail to realize is that AAT is a theory just like atheism and theism. There are no scientific facts to prove any of them. It doesn’t matter what college degree you have. Anyone can continue to do research and study different subjects. You don’t have to have a PHD to have a theory. I have a business degree but that doesn’t mean I’m necessary ignorant in other fields. But there is some science that makes you question things. The RH factor in blood is either positive or negative. 85% of the population is RH positive and has the Rhesus (as in monkey) factor. RH positive didn’t emerge until about 35,000 years ago. There are some “theories” that the later group may belong to the Nephilim. The Nephilim are generally referred to as fallen angels. I fall within that group. I was raised Catholic. As I got a little older I questioned things. I struggled to put a name to how I felt. I finally considered myself agnostic. When I would talk to family and friends they thought I was crazy. This was back in the mid 1970’s. When AAT started airing I watch several before I realize that was what I had been saying for decades. It was a gut feeling all along. It would be so arrogant to think we are the only intelligent beings in this bast universe. And no I still haven’t read “Chariots Of The Gods”. Whether it’s theism, atheism or agnostic……They are all theories and should be recognized as such.

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  9. Who warrant that the history that has been claimed to be true will not change at a time when new evidences are found. So history is not absolutely scientific.

    Thompson ever proposed atomic theory, but the theory is opposed by his student Rutherford. Thompson is a scientist, isn’t he, But after several years his theory was wrong. So time will gives the proof

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  10. Who warrant that the history that has been claimed to be true does not change at a time when new evidences are found. So history is not absolutely scientific.

    Thompson ever proposed atomic theory, but the theory is opposed by his student Rutherford. Thompson is a scientist, isn’t he, But after several years his theory was wrong. So time will gives the proof

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  11. I have only made it halfway through a mess of comments, some more ridiculous then the show it degrades, on a 3 year old blog and i cannot help but notice in the top half (if I have missed someone who has i apologize) no one has pointed out that those who established the lineage of history and knowledge for future generations had no PhDs or any degree of any form but were still the ones relied upon to keep the record. They were trusted with this task due to research and experience during their lifetime. So to discredit these people simply because they lack an advanced education does not mean they dont have an understanding and insight into out of world beings that many of us cannot or simply choose not to comprehend. Second and most importantly science has been proven wrong time and time again and then updated and revised after “evidence” becomes avail. Lets just call it what it really is.. Science wants to discredit ufos and out of world beings because it challenges the thoughts they have shared in their community and many think they are just the smartest people on the planet and if they never seen it touched it felt it smelt it or licked it then it simply does not and cannot exist until they can no longer deny it. You dont like being wrong in “us dumb dumb” words. The reality is sadly that for all your intellect and true genius in some scientists the fact that you remain so stubbornly close minded makes you more dumb then any believer with or with out a PhD. So let me throw this logic to those in denial who may read this comment, it is NOT possible to science that a super natural being (GOD) created the earth and the stars and the universe and continue to monitor every person who walks the globe as well as plants and animals as they are living beings also, yet you still cannot accept that we are not the only intelligent life in the universe or our galaxy and we have never been visited. Your logic is broken. I do hope you get that fixed. Until the return of our origin beings, happy humanity

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